Parody of Myself

The neighbor asked us if we were taking the crazy lady away.

I really want to leave this place. I could think of a thousand places I’d rather be than attempting to help my 50 year old ungrateful delusional junkie stepsister move her shit. A torture chamber is one of those places.

seriously want to move out. seriously want to stop working and go back to college. seriously don’t mind if what I want to do at school requires me to take out student loans. I just really am tired of this bullshit routine.

that awkward moment when you post a soundgarden song because of the eclipse and nobody gets that you don’t actually like them.

I just bought beer for myself for the first time ever. It was glorious, everyone wished me happy birthday, the middle eastern dude let me go in front of him in line, the pregnant lady checking out was excited to know that it was my first time buying alcohol, just all around beautiful.