Parody of Myself

26 May 2012

The neighbor asked us if we were taking the crazy lady away.

26 May 2012

Hours in hell are like years in purgatory.

25 May 2012 1 note

I really want to leave this place. I could think of a thousand places I’d rather be than attempting to help my 50 year old ungrateful delusional junkie stepsister move her shit. A torture chamber is one of those places.

25 May 2012 21,191 notes

Source: cerseilannister

25 May 2012 2 notes

seriously want to move out. seriously want to stop working and go back to college. seriously don’t mind if what I want to do at school requires me to take out student loans. I just really am tired of this bullshit routine.

22 May 2012

bjankity

what if they call you right afterwards? aaaah

just do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXKnccELMy0

22 May 2012 2 notes

I am contemplating buying cartons of nat shermans. Am I an old man yet?

21 May 2012 8 notes

Source: krecs

krecs:

Chickfactor 2012!

The Softies, Lois, and Calvin spinning records under his Selector Dub Narcotic moniker. A show not be missed.

(You can hear Rose Melberg talk about the Softies reunion shows and other stuff in an interview on our weblog.)

20 May 2012 1 note

that awkward moment when you post a soundgarden song because of the eclipse and nobody gets that you don’t actually like them.

17 May 2012

I just bought beer for myself for the first time ever. It was glorious, everyone wished me happy birthday, the middle eastern dude let me go in front of him in line, the pregnant lady checking out was excited to know that it was my first time buying alcohol, just all around beautiful.