Back hurts. Can’t sleep. Beds are stupid. Must build a coffin for sleeping upright. Will obviously be the sexiest of all my possessions. Making so much sense right now, it’s silly. Crazy silly. Just you wait, the standing coffin bed will be the new Teeter Hang Ups. Therapeutic for your vertebrae and also it’s a coffin so when you die…yknow, you can use it forever. If there was a god it would help me fall asleep right now.