organicallyvagrant:

my-mindpalace:

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

Hehehe

(Source: crime-of-the-century)

areasofmyexpertise:

I was skeptical when I read about this on KOS, but when I watched this new video from Romney, I was pretty astonished. 

I think (THINK) that we see one African American police officer or firefighter’s head from behind at one point. And the little girl on the tire swing is… brunette, I guess? 

But I honestly could not find one non-white person in this video. That’s a surprising choice, and a very creepy end result. 

Great presidential candidate or greatest presidential candidate?

100% slick talking rhetoric, description of actual platform need not apply. 

(Source: hodgman)